*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
when your friends sibling is hot
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
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the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
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Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons
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I wanna meet someone’s who’s going to be like ‘hey wake up I’m taking you on an adventure’